...yeah, because THAT would go well. >.>
The Muse was not kind to me today. I'm headed up to Alaska for a friend's wedding tomorrow morning, and it has me on edge. Sorry.
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"Hey th-GAH! Watch where you're aiming those things! You coulda put my eye out!"
"If I did, it would've been your fault. Look where you're standing."
"...huh. What do you know! Guess I wandered into your target range by mistake!"
"Enough. What brings you here, Sein?"
"Nuthin' much. Just wanted to let you know we're back from the carnival."
"I can see that. Did you enjoy your trip?"
"Oh, yes! We went on all sorts of rides, and had food, and played games, and more games, and-"
"...let me guess. You won your own bear?"
"Pfft. Why would I want a bear? They're so boring!"
"...you weren't able to get a bear."
"Didn't even try! If you had to work to win one, there's no way I could've done it!"
"Did you win anything?"
"Sure did! C'mon!"
SCHLORP
"...please, please don't do that without asking me again. Now, where are we? What did you get?"
"Right over here!"
"...Sein?!"
"I won all of these! Well, except that one- that one's Imma's- but he's letting me look after him! Aren't they cute?"
"...Sein, those are fish."
"And?"
"What do you mean, 'and?' Fish are not cute.Bears, on the other hand..."
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.
I've been writing a bit.
The Muse was not kind to me today. I'm headed up to Alaska for a friend's wedding tomorrow morning, and it has me on edge. Sorry.
**********
*****
"Hey th-GAH! Watch where you're aiming those things! You coulda put my eye out!"
"If I did, it would've been your fault. Look where you're standing."
"...huh. What do you know! Guess I wandered into your target range by mistake!"
"Enough. What brings you here, Sein?"
"Nuthin' much. Just wanted to let you know we're back from the carnival."
"I can see that. Did you enjoy your trip?"
"Oh, yes! We went on all sorts of rides, and had food, and played games, and more games, and-"
"...let me guess. You won your own bear?"
"Pfft. Why would I want a bear? They're so boring!"
"...you weren't able to get a bear."
"Didn't even try! If you had to work to win one, there's no way I could've done it!"
"Did you win anything?"
"Sure did! C'mon!"
SCHLORP
"...please, please don't do that without asking me again. Now, where are we? What did you get?"
"Right over here!"
"...Sein?!"
"I won all of these! Well, except that one- that one's Imma's- but he's letting me look after him! Aren't they cute?"
"...Sein, those are fish."
"And?"
"What do you mean, 'and?' Fish are not cute.Bears, on the other hand..."
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.
I've been writing a bit.