Crossovers That Should Not Be 19: Making no sense, right from the gecko

[drakensis]

On his first ride on the Hogwarts Express, Draco Malfoy encounters a thin pale red-head and throws the usual insults about Weasleys, poverty, etc.

"Actually I'm Tarvek Sturmvoraus but I'll be sure to share your family's pretensions with the rest of my family."

Brushing aside the pale-faced Malfoy, now recognising the name of an ancient and royal House from central Europe, Tarvek goes on to befriend two (apparently) muggleborn students: Gilgamesh Holzfäller, ward of the mysterious but puissant german wizard, Baron Wulfenbach, and Agatha Clay...

Edit: EDITED!
D for Drakensis

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