Crossovers That Should Not Be 19: Making no sense, right from the gecko

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ECSNorway wrote:

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DHBirr wrote:

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SkyeFire wrote:

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"... soon the whole city will be on fire, and it won't be your fault!"

The horror....  An entire city on fire, and I don't get the kill credit?  "This is an outrage!  I demand a recount!  I demand restitution!"

You're making me want to have Dresden meet Burnscar.... then again, the Slaughterhouse 9 would be the kind of guys Dresden would love to hate. The man who's stared down Nicodemus would not find Jack Slash frightening at all, at all.....

You don't kill with magic. It's a rule - and not a suggestion like 'wait an hour after eating before you swim', but a little less strict than 'thou shall not go faster than light'.  You can do it, it's just a stupid ass idea that'll kill you too, eventually. It breaks you in ways that don't fix easily, if at all.
That's why I only had the Slaughterhouse Nine pinned magically while I took a fireaxe to each head in turn. I have magic swords, but using those when you intend to turn in bodies for the bounty leads to awkward questions. So much easier to use things you find the area.
Yup, a regular MacGuyver, that's me.
Stars and stones, but the things I do to make my rent.
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The S9 are a fine candidate for self defense even if they didn't have a kill order. Self defense with sniper rifle and a mortar if you can't scare up anything larger.