VO: My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I used to be a ninja.
(phone rings) We've got a nukenin notice on you. You're blacklisted.
VO: When you're a nukenin, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no history. You're stuck in whatever town they decide to dump you in.
Sasuke: "Where am I?"
Sakura: "Wave Town."
VO: You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A psycho ex-girlfriend…
Sakura: "Shall we kill them?"
VO: An old friend who used to inform on you to the ANBU…
Naruto: "You know ninja. Bunch of bitchy little girls."
VO: Family too…
(phone rings) Naruto: "Hey, is that Itachi again?"
VO: … if you're desperate.
Itachi: "I need your help, Sasuke!"
VO: Bottom line: Until you figure out who framed you… you're not going anywhere.
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
(phone rings) We've got a nukenin notice on you. You're blacklisted.
VO: When you're a nukenin, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no history. You're stuck in whatever town they decide to dump you in.
Sasuke: "Where am I?"
Sakura: "Wave Town."
VO: You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A psycho ex-girlfriend…
Sakura: "Shall we kill them?"
VO: An old friend who used to inform on you to the ANBU…
Naruto: "You know ninja. Bunch of bitchy little girls."
VO: Family too…
(phone rings) Naruto: "Hey, is that Itachi again?"
VO: … if you're desperate.
Itachi: "I need your help, Sasuke!"
VO: Bottom line: Until you figure out who framed you… you're not going anywhere.
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.