Cousins by dogbertcarroll
With Sirius Black on the loose, the Ministry has decided that it's too dangerous to send Harry home to the Dursleys for the summer. Better to send him to a fine, upstanding, responsible wizarding family, like the Malfoys.
Then the American Ministry weighs in with their own suit at the custody hearing. Turns out there's another cousin out there, and they want him to have custody of Harry.
One Alexander Harris, just out of high school.
(HP/Buffy, of course)
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
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With Sirius Black on the loose, the Ministry has decided that it's too dangerous to send Harry home to the Dursleys for the summer. Better to send him to a fine, upstanding, responsible wizarding family, like the Malfoys.
Then the American Ministry weighs in with their own suit at the custody hearing. Turns out there's another cousin out there, and they want him to have custody of Harry.
One Alexander Harris, just out of high school.
(HP/Buffy, of course)
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.