Quote:robkelk wrote:And now we present the first episode of a new radio drama series, 'The Death of Sarah Connor MacLeod.' Part One: The Beginning.
"Are you Sarah Connor MacLeod?"
Man's Voice You are Sarah Connor MacLeod?
Woman's voice I am!
[There now follows a series of noises indicating that Sarah is getting the shit knocked out of her. Thumps, bangs, slaps, pneumatic drilling, sawing, flogging, shooting, all interlaced with Sarah's screams.]
Man's Voice I think she's dead.
Woman's voice No I'm not!
(With somewhat insincere apologies to the Monty Python crew.)
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.