Quote: You find a notebook on the ground one day. It has instructions written in English on the"Riiiiiight! Am I on candid camera?"
front.
What do you do?
I'd think it was probably a practical joke. Maybe I'd throw it away. Maybe I'd keep it as a souvenir.
If I found out it was the real thing, I'd most likely destroy it.
However, while it's been established that an impossible cause of death can't be used, what about a ridiculous or improbable one. I wouldn't do it,
mind you, but it'd be interesting to see what'd happen if you put down "FALLING RATS" or "FALCON PUNCH" as a cause of death.
EDIT: I AM ERROR
EDIT the second: Or "blogging accident". Two great tastes that go great together!