I asked the folks on rec.arts.anime.misc whether they wanted to play, too... so here's a whole bunch of anime-related titles.
From Galen Musbach:
Battle Fairy - (Galen didn't give a description of this one)
Car-captors - An elite rescue team recovers passengers from their out-of-control computer directed cars.
Dream Hunter - A team of ninja use neuro-fiber implants to steal dreams for idea mining.
Geobleeders - They said you couldn't get blood from a stone, but they were wrong.
Lupin VII - A master thief (descendent of a dynasty of same) commits heists across the solar system in the 22nd century.
From D B Malmquist:
C4 Princess - Lina Inverse's second cousin is a alchemy genius.
Full Meal Alchemist - through the power of Equivalent Exchange, brothers Ed and AL turn ingredients into supper.
Fall, Metal Alchemist! - A ragtag band of human children plot to overthrow the dictatorship of King Al, who through the science of alchemy has replaced his body with that of an automaton and seeks to rule forever over a nation of slave robots.
Full Mental Alchemist - Child prodigy Ed develops the power to perform alchemical transformations simply by thinking about them. Shortly thereafter, Gaea is destroyed.
Hull Metal Alchemist - In a world that has been covered by floodwaters, children Ed and Al are sought for their magical ability to conjure shipbuilding materials.
Gensoumaden Taiyuki - A monk and three demons set forth to India to return with the secret of perfect fish cakes.
Lacross Plus - Sports anime set in a school for dyslexics. (or this -Rob)
My-Dime - During the Great Depression, 12 girls in a poor Oklahoma country school fight to find a lost coin with which to buy their loves a cup of coffee.
Renal Magica - Nephromancers offer their services for hire, but there are few takers.
From Aje RavenStar:
Death Not - The strange and terrible saga of how a Death Note fell into the hands of Wayne Campbell and was finangled into making Madonna immortal.
Frozen Maiden - Cold hearted puppets competing in a malice game.
No Mead For Tenchi - Japanese temple priest in training refuses foreign beverages and sticks with local brews.
Sand Maid May - Beach bum obsesses on sculpting his dream woman.
Shrine of the Morning List - Adventures centered on a temple devoted to daily chore instructions.
Those Who Hunt Elvis - Several members of a faerie court must examine a tattoo on Rocker Costello for clues on how to return to Avalon.
From Megane:
Dennou Cool - they still have those VR glasses, only they're Ray-Bans.
Dental Magica - who needs drills when you've got magical powers?
Glue Dragon - brat kid with spiky hair fights battles with his dragon made out of sculpted Elmer's Glue
Night Lizard - Hiiragi Renji constantly gets yanked away from school to take care of a loli's pet Gila monster.
From DBBrandell:
Neo Manga - Three young female would-be manga authors lazily work in Japan while their editor, a 25 meter tall lizard, practically tears his scales off trying to get them to meet their deadlines. A comedy, ofcuss.
From Warewolf:
EX-Men - A mysterious genetic anomoly is causing some male individuals to become shapely superheroines at the age of 16. Gathered by the mysterious scientist, Professor Charlie Xavier, a small group of these mighty maidens has chosen to defend the rights (and bodies) of the transformed but can they control their horomones long enough to do so? Random groping, skimpy costumes and fan service abound.
Ranma 1/4 - After a visit to the cursed pools of Jusenkyo, hot water turns kung-fu warrior, Ranma Saotome, into a shapely red-headed girl...by day. During the night, he turns into a lusty mega-playboy (while male) or a sarcastic and spiteful female genie (when female). Will Akane ever get married? Will 'mega-playboy' Ranma attract too many suiters? Can the writers keep the story together long enough to last three issues/episodes?
Raw Moonage - Randomly chosen experimental stories featuring our (least?) favorite shoujo heroines. Tonight's episode: Myxer - a michievious imp from the 5th dimension decides to alter the senshi's transformation wands as a gag...with unexpected results.
From Liz Broadwell:
Bard Captor Sakura - RPG-based fantasy about a princess obssessed with traveling musicians. Not hentai.
Fushigi Yuugo - A junior high school girl goes to the library to study for her modern European history exam and is mysteriously transported back in time, becoming the mascot of the First Sisak Partisan Squad in its struggle against fascism.
Princess Tu Fu - Gender-bending neophyte poet fights the crushing pedantry of the Critical Establishment while attempting to pass the civil service exam and dealing with an unrequited crush on star Li Po.
Y - Would-be teen messiah angsts about his place in the scheme of things as the apocalypse looms. Oh, wait...
From Gerardo Campos:
Dragon Bald - Fighters that defend earth and have no hair
My Neighbor Motoro - Japanese girls find a polynesian god that moved to Japan
Howl's Mowing Castle - Adventures of Howl while his castle cuts the grass
From Derek Janssen:
Howl's Moving Cattle - (Derek didn't give a description of this one)
From Phillip Thorne:
Gall Farce: Eternal Story - More incompetence and insubordination, more operation of transforming flying motorcycles in their underwear, and more gratuitous shower scenes, by the all-female crew of the Solnoid warship Star Leaf.
Gull Force: Eternal Story - Jonathan Livingston Seagull has no role whatsoever in the creation of a new species, but 50,000 years later he's reincarnated in Tokyo anyway.
Megazine 23: Part 1 - The author of a wildly popular fanzine is invited to receive an award at the JASFIC, and when the hypnotism doesn't take, realises that nothing exists outside Tokyo, and the rest of SF fandom is a cruel hoax.
Megozone 23: Part 1 - When a young man comes into accidental possession of a 12.5-inch action figure with astounding real fabric attire, he comes to learn that his entire world is a sham.
The Plate Promised in Our Early Days - In an alternate Netherlands divided by war, three young people bond over a mysterious and enticing piece of porcelain dinner ware.
Revolutionary Girl Ujena - A pink-haired schoolgirl with an indomitable personality and strange dress sense establishes a new brand of fashion swimwear.
From Bill Martin:
Castro Boy - In an attempt to further Communism, a young robotic replica of the Cuban dictator struggles with his existence.
Dragon Calf - The misadventures of a young Dragoncow, who spurts spicy milk when she gets excited.
Excel Sage - In a world gone stupid, Excel Excel is propelled to the high-exalted position of Sage, but how will she react now that Il Palazzo now follows her orders?
Heroic Legend of Aslan - An anime re-interpretation of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis.
Moon Chase - A darkly-cute loli-werewolf escapes the castle she was trapped in, and follows after the "spiritually dense" boy that freed her.
Protect A-ko - Aliens have come down in their mothership with one goal, to hunt down A-ko. Can her friends B-ko, the inventor, and C-ko, the horrible cook, keep A-ko safe?
Read or Dye - English teacher Yomiko Readman has come up with an ingenious way to encourage reading, to punish those not reading by dying their school uniforms with the "Ink of the Soul" that refuses to come clean.
From Catherine Johnson:
Avatar: The Lost Airbender - "Stupid map.. Completely useless!"
Gotchaman - Far from fighting over the fate of the world, the Ninja Team and Berge Katse are merely playing an elaborate college game.
Ouran High School Ghost Club - Same basic story, with a supernatural twist.
Princess Moanonoke - Oh, sorry, that's my entry for "porn versions of anime movies"... ^_~
Tailor Moon - Seamstress by day, crime fighter by night!
From starcade:
Gull Metal Panic - 25 minutes of bird-hunting, Sousuke Sagara-style.
From afedakendragon:
Full Mental Panic - Kaname Chidori is your typical high school girl driven to the brink of insanity when mercenary Sousuke Sagara walks into her life. Oh, wait...
-Rob Kelk
"Actually, my goal is to write neat stories. The money just makes it possible for me to write them faster and then buy neat toys."
Ryk E. Spoor, 7 November 2007
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
From Galen Musbach:
Battle Fairy - (Galen didn't give a description of this one)
Car-captors - An elite rescue team recovers passengers from their out-of-control computer directed cars.
Dream Hunter - A team of ninja use neuro-fiber implants to steal dreams for idea mining.
Geobleeders - They said you couldn't get blood from a stone, but they were wrong.
Lupin VII - A master thief (descendent of a dynasty of same) commits heists across the solar system in the 22nd century.
From D B Malmquist:
C4 Princess - Lina Inverse's second cousin is a alchemy genius.
Full Meal Alchemist - through the power of Equivalent Exchange, brothers Ed and AL turn ingredients into supper.
Fall, Metal Alchemist! - A ragtag band of human children plot to overthrow the dictatorship of King Al, who through the science of alchemy has replaced his body with that of an automaton and seeks to rule forever over a nation of slave robots.
Full Mental Alchemist - Child prodigy Ed develops the power to perform alchemical transformations simply by thinking about them. Shortly thereafter, Gaea is destroyed.
Hull Metal Alchemist - In a world that has been covered by floodwaters, children Ed and Al are sought for their magical ability to conjure shipbuilding materials.
Gensoumaden Taiyuki - A monk and three demons set forth to India to return with the secret of perfect fish cakes.
Lacross Plus - Sports anime set in a school for dyslexics. (or this -Rob)
My-Dime - During the Great Depression, 12 girls in a poor Oklahoma country school fight to find a lost coin with which to buy their loves a cup of coffee.
Renal Magica - Nephromancers offer their services for hire, but there are few takers.
From Aje RavenStar:
Death Not - The strange and terrible saga of how a Death Note fell into the hands of Wayne Campbell and was finangled into making Madonna immortal.
Frozen Maiden - Cold hearted puppets competing in a malice game.
No Mead For Tenchi - Japanese temple priest in training refuses foreign beverages and sticks with local brews.
Sand Maid May - Beach bum obsesses on sculpting his dream woman.
Shrine of the Morning List - Adventures centered on a temple devoted to daily chore instructions.
Those Who Hunt Elvis - Several members of a faerie court must examine a tattoo on Rocker Costello for clues on how to return to Avalon.
From Megane:
Dennou Cool - they still have those VR glasses, only they're Ray-Bans.
Dental Magica - who needs drills when you've got magical powers?
Glue Dragon - brat kid with spiky hair fights battles with his dragon made out of sculpted Elmer's Glue
Night Lizard - Hiiragi Renji constantly gets yanked away from school to take care of a loli's pet Gila monster.
From DBBrandell:
Neo Manga - Three young female would-be manga authors lazily work in Japan while their editor, a 25 meter tall lizard, practically tears his scales off trying to get them to meet their deadlines. A comedy, ofcuss.
From Warewolf:
EX-Men - A mysterious genetic anomoly is causing some male individuals to become shapely superheroines at the age of 16. Gathered by the mysterious scientist, Professor Charlie Xavier, a small group of these mighty maidens has chosen to defend the rights (and bodies) of the transformed but can they control their horomones long enough to do so? Random groping, skimpy costumes and fan service abound.
Ranma 1/4 - After a visit to the cursed pools of Jusenkyo, hot water turns kung-fu warrior, Ranma Saotome, into a shapely red-headed girl...by day. During the night, he turns into a lusty mega-playboy (while male) or a sarcastic and spiteful female genie (when female). Will Akane ever get married? Will 'mega-playboy' Ranma attract too many suiters? Can the writers keep the story together long enough to last three issues/episodes?
Raw Moonage - Randomly chosen experimental stories featuring our (least?) favorite shoujo heroines. Tonight's episode: Myxer - a michievious imp from the 5th dimension decides to alter the senshi's transformation wands as a gag...with unexpected results.
From Liz Broadwell:
Bard Captor Sakura - RPG-based fantasy about a princess obssessed with traveling musicians. Not hentai.
Fushigi Yuugo - A junior high school girl goes to the library to study for her modern European history exam and is mysteriously transported back in time, becoming the mascot of the First Sisak Partisan Squad in its struggle against fascism.
Princess Tu Fu - Gender-bending neophyte poet fights the crushing pedantry of the Critical Establishment while attempting to pass the civil service exam and dealing with an unrequited crush on star Li Po.
Y - Would-be teen messiah angsts about his place in the scheme of things as the apocalypse looms. Oh, wait...
From Gerardo Campos:
Dragon Bald - Fighters that defend earth and have no hair
My Neighbor Motoro - Japanese girls find a polynesian god that moved to Japan
Howl's Mowing Castle - Adventures of Howl while his castle cuts the grass
From Derek Janssen:
Howl's Moving Cattle - (Derek didn't give a description of this one)
From Phillip Thorne:
Gall Farce: Eternal Story - More incompetence and insubordination, more operation of transforming flying motorcycles in their underwear, and more gratuitous shower scenes, by the all-female crew of the Solnoid warship Star Leaf.
Gull Force: Eternal Story - Jonathan Livingston Seagull has no role whatsoever in the creation of a new species, but 50,000 years later he's reincarnated in Tokyo anyway.
Megazine 23: Part 1 - The author of a wildly popular fanzine is invited to receive an award at the JASFIC, and when the hypnotism doesn't take, realises that nothing exists outside Tokyo, and the rest of SF fandom is a cruel hoax.
Megozone 23: Part 1 - When a young man comes into accidental possession of a 12.5-inch action figure with astounding real fabric attire, he comes to learn that his entire world is a sham.
The Plate Promised in Our Early Days - In an alternate Netherlands divided by war, three young people bond over a mysterious and enticing piece of porcelain dinner ware.
Revolutionary Girl Ujena - A pink-haired schoolgirl with an indomitable personality and strange dress sense establishes a new brand of fashion swimwear.
From Bill Martin:
Castro Boy - In an attempt to further Communism, a young robotic replica of the Cuban dictator struggles with his existence.
Dragon Calf - The misadventures of a young Dragoncow, who spurts spicy milk when she gets excited.
Excel Sage - In a world gone stupid, Excel Excel is propelled to the high-exalted position of Sage, but how will she react now that Il Palazzo now follows her orders?
Heroic Legend of Aslan - An anime re-interpretation of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis.
Moon Chase - A darkly-cute loli-werewolf escapes the castle she was trapped in, and follows after the "spiritually dense" boy that freed her.
Protect A-ko - Aliens have come down in their mothership with one goal, to hunt down A-ko. Can her friends B-ko, the inventor, and C-ko, the horrible cook, keep A-ko safe?
Read or Dye - English teacher Yomiko Readman has come up with an ingenious way to encourage reading, to punish those not reading by dying their school uniforms with the "Ink of the Soul" that refuses to come clean.
From Catherine Johnson:
Avatar: The Lost Airbender - "Stupid map.. Completely useless!"
Gotchaman - Far from fighting over the fate of the world, the Ninja Team and Berge Katse are merely playing an elaborate college game.
Ouran High School Ghost Club - Same basic story, with a supernatural twist.
Princess Moanonoke - Oh, sorry, that's my entry for "porn versions of anime movies"... ^_~
Tailor Moon - Seamstress by day, crime fighter by night!
From starcade:
Gull Metal Panic - 25 minutes of bird-hunting, Sousuke Sagara-style.
From afedakendragon:
Full Mental Panic - Kaname Chidori is your typical high school girl driven to the brink of insanity when mercenary Sousuke Sagara walks into her life. Oh, wait...
-Rob Kelk
"Actually, my goal is to write neat stories. The money just makes it possible for me to write them faster and then buy neat toys."
Ryk E. Spoor, 7 November 2007
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012