Flaming squirrel blows up car

[Bob Schroeck]

For me, the best line was

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Police said there were no injuries -- except for the squirrel, that is, which is dead.

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-- Bob
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One of the primary differences between the Left and the Right is their attitude toward the Future. The Radical wants the Future to have gotten here yesterday. The Reactionary wants the Future quietly shot and the corpse buried where no one can find it.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.