I Am Now Officially Evil

[Morganite]

The quote is slightly less likely to be a spoiler than something you'd get by pulling random scrabble tiles out of a bag. '.'
-Morgan. Or, to put it another way, it has no relation to the actual events of the book whatsoever."Mikuru-chan molested me! I'm... so happy!"
-Haruhi, "The Ecchi of Haruhi Suzumiya"
---(Not really)