Quote:That takes care of the physical trauma, but what about the mental trauma they undoubtedly get from that?
(I seriously wouldn't worry too much about the squirrel. They survive falls out of taller trees on a regular basis. The square-cube law works in their favor.)
Imagine the scene.
"La la lala, lali la lala. Oh, oh my. Are those nuts? *gets closer* Indeed, they are. *Nibble nibble* Oh, quite tasty too. *Climbs in* *Nibble nibble* *Catapult goes off* [insert yell of pure horror here]"