Bits of wit and whimsy

[Herr Bad Moon]

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I would much rather die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, than awake and screaming, like his passengers.

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While I had always said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.
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Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"