See your "ancient" and raise you "antediluvian." I'd gotten my Masters degree, searched unsuccessfully for a job in that field, joined the Army to pay off my student loan, and was already on station at the East German border when Firefox came out.
(Five miles! Uphill both ways! In waist-deep snow!)
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
(Five miles! Uphill both ways! In waist-deep snow!)
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.