Just try reading some of the real product warnings and instructions listed here, like "Remove child before folding" on a baby
stroller, or "Do Not Iron Clothes on Body," on a Rowenta clothes iron, or "Instructions: Open Packet, Eat Nuts" on a packet of nuts served
by American Airlines. Really, there's very little along these lines that surprises me anymore.
In addition, this fits well amongst the idiocy of some of the "special reports" I've seen on local tv news anymore. They'll scrape together
anything they can to come up with some "terrible, imminent danger" that you just have to watch their show so they can warn you about it.
--The Twisted One
"If you
wish to converse with me, define your
terms."
--Voltaire
stroller, or "Do Not Iron Clothes on Body," on a Rowenta clothes iron, or "Instructions: Open Packet, Eat Nuts" on a packet of nuts served
by American Airlines. Really, there's very little along these lines that surprises me anymore.
In addition, this fits well amongst the idiocy of some of the "special reports" I've seen on local tv news anymore. They'll scrape together
anything they can to come up with some "terrible, imminent danger" that you just have to watch their show so they can warn you about it.
--The Twisted One
"If you
wish to converse with me, define your
terms."
--Voltaire