Oh yeah, *this'll* end well.

[Bob Schroeck]

I suspect, unless this is done absolutely, precisely right -- which it almost certainly won't be -- it will just disappear, sinking into IMDB trivia obscurity, almost immediately. But to do it right, they're going to have to find a perfect cast with the same kind of weird chemistry/antichemistry the original had. And that's going to be all but impossible.

Ten to one they'll end up with some misguided "celebrity" cast, like Tom Cruise as Frank and Hulk Hogan as Rocky...
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.