In Case You Are Worried About CERN

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So this Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons here." And the Higgs Boson looks at him, and says, "But without me, you can't have mass!"

--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012