....wow, I got nothing. I mean, sure, the crawlspace under the mobile home I live in was once 3" deep in raw sewage - but it was midwinter, so it was
_frozen_ before there was a Stank Problem (and yours truly got to crawl around spreading lime on the ice, with instructions that I would be beaten for any
leftover lime - no smell problem once it thawed either ; )
and my defining 'profanity moment' is Dad, having attempted to remove a skunk from under the shed, at Grammas place in Idaho, sitting in a washtub full
of tomato sauce, scrubbing and cursing..
but that just doesn't compare.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
_frozen_ before there was a Stank Problem (and yours truly got to crawl around spreading lime on the ice, with instructions that I would be beaten for any
leftover lime - no smell problem once it thawed either ; )
and my defining 'profanity moment' is Dad, having attempted to remove a skunk from under the shed, at Grammas place in Idaho, sitting in a washtub full
of tomato sauce, scrubbing and cursing..
but that just doesn't compare.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies