Once I adjust the focus on the satellite array's lasers, the rest of the state will also be dry and unseasonably ...
"warm." Nothing personal, Colorado; you're just the testbed. As soon as all the bugs are worked out, I'll up the ante by melting Greenland
(not just the icecap; the rock as well).
You know, it's true what they say: that maniacal laughter really is very satisfying.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
"warm." Nothing personal, Colorado; you're just the testbed. As soon as all the bugs are worked out, I'll up the ante by melting Greenland
(not just the icecap; the rock as well).
You know, it's true what they say: that maniacal laughter really is very satisfying.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.