Two more from Usenet, by Gerardo Campos and "Captain Nerd", respectively (re-numbered from their list, and allowing for the duplicate use of #16
here):
19. The more tougher you are, the more afraid you are of hypodermic needles
19a. Corollary: You are so easily distracted, that eventually you do not feel them while you are injected.
20. It's possible to be allergic to members of the opposite sex to the point where being touched by one will cause immediate hives. This reaction can be
delayed if the person touching them is cross-dressed and the allergic person is unaware of this.
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
here):
19. The more tougher you are, the more afraid you are of hypodermic needles
19a. Corollary: You are so easily distracted, that eventually you do not feel them while you are injected.
20. It's possible to be allergic to members of the opposite sex to the point where being touched by one will cause immediate hives. This reaction can be
delayed if the person touching them is cross-dressed and the allergic person is unaware of this.
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012