Is this an actual serious report? Because when I was at Washington State, the school newspaper had a small section next to the crossword puzzle where they put
humerous calls the campus police really had to respond to, like "CP and Fire Rescue extinguished a sofa on fire at Rainer Park," or "CP
responded to report of suspicious squirrel. Squirrel found to be within normal bounds of supicious behavior."
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Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"
humerous calls the campus police really had to respond to, like "CP and Fire Rescue extinguished a sofa on fire at Rainer Park," or "CP
responded to report of suspicious squirrel. Squirrel found to be within normal bounds of supicious behavior."
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Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"