Quote:Abusive comments as to how I should shut up and get off the 'Net because of my ignorance will not be helpful.
Abusive comments will be met with withering scorn.
'Patch' in this context, refers to Windows patches, to improve security, compatibility, performance (or to degrade any of same), and they are available from windowsupdate.com, or windowsupdate.microsoft.com, or most likely by hitting start -> Windows Update.
The next Linux bigot that tries to jerk my chain about Conficker (I run a Windows network at home, quite a few of my friends run Linux networks. I don't lol.. much.. when their stuff doesn't work), is gonna bring home a handful of their own freaking TEETH.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies