Yeah, I know Bob, I saw the trailer and could not believe it.
I was shocked, horrified and strangely compelled. An uncomfortable sensation not unlike farting and sneezing simultaneously.
Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson in the same film? Nothing prepares you for the sublime ridiculous of such a thing - and it does not have to hint of WTF art
that Uwe Boll brings to his casting (The what is Ben Fuck-Mothering Kingsley doing in this film sensation).
Given the two leads, I suspect that the height of acting in this film will come from the CGI cephalopod and shark. The sad part is, they are not going to have
to work hard to reach this goal.
I was shocked, horrified and strangely compelled. An uncomfortable sensation not unlike farting and sneezing simultaneously.
Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson in the same film? Nothing prepares you for the sublime ridiculous of such a thing - and it does not have to hint of WTF art
that Uwe Boll brings to his casting (The what is Ben Fuck-Mothering Kingsley doing in this film sensation).
Given the two leads, I suspect that the height of acting in this film will come from the CGI cephalopod and shark. The sad part is, they are not going to have
to work hard to reach this goal.