Quote:Me? I've, um, mowed the lawn. Three times.
I've managed to avoid mowing the lawn at all this summer. I have not, however, managed to avoid maintenancing the lawn mower.
I'm actually kinda jealous, I'd love a nice lazy summer - but you vacated, you went to the beach house! that's easily awesome enough to count.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies