I miss our wallhangers.. If the lever-action rifle on the wall is loaded, sighted-in, and fully functional, does it make it more or less embarassing to get
butt-stroked by it?
To digress, though, the deadliest home-defense weapon I've ever heard of was used against a home invader by a drug dealer. I used to be friends with the
drug dealer in question (had to ditch him when he moved from marijuana to meth), and at one point, a home invader was deterred when the cat, who was passed out
on the shelf above the door, woke up and jumped him. 6 pounds of pissed-off, fully-clawed feline wrapped around this gentleman's thinky-part was more than
enough to convince him to exit, stage left, with a great quickness.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
butt-stroked by it?
To digress, though, the deadliest home-defense weapon I've ever heard of was used against a home invader by a drug dealer. I used to be friends with the
drug dealer in question (had to ditch him when he moved from marijuana to meth), and at one point, a home invader was deterred when the cat, who was passed out
on the shelf above the door, woke up and jumped him. 6 pounds of pissed-off, fully-clawed feline wrapped around this gentleman's thinky-part was more than
enough to convince him to exit, stage left, with a great quickness.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies