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Heaven Has Frozen Over
 
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A quick Google shows that it is still there.

http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/

Quote: You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and find...

A paper shopping bag containing a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle. When assembled, the puzzle turns out to be a photograph of the group opening the crate that
contained the puzzle.



You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and find...

A dozen copies of GURPS Fantasy Folk, enclosed in protective shrinkwrap. This edition has no information on Elves, but there is
a four page section on Humans (Statistics: ST +1, DX -1, IQ -1. Advantages: DR +1, Strong Will. Disadvantages: Short Lifespan (five levels), No Magery,
Social Stigma: Slave Race.)




You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and find...

A sheet of plain paper. It has the opening scene of "Macbeth" handwritten on the the front; the play continues on the other side . . . and then
keeps continuing on the other other side. The paper shows a new 'side' each time it is turned over one way; it goes 'back' a page
when turned over the other way.




You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and find...

A long , hollow plastic rod marked "Wand of Hyperstimulation." Closer examination reveals that it is a king-sized Pixy Stix.




You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and find...

A mountain bike with spiked tires. It has no kickstand, but otherwise seems perfectly ordinary - until you try to go away and leave it. You can't lie
it down on the floor, it just balances, and it will follow the person with the highest charisma. It *likes* you now. It's inhabited by a neutral spirit,
with a very odd sense of humor, and it can follow you *anywhere* . . .




You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and find...

Several glass bottles containing various powders, liquids, and gels, all of different colors and appearances. A note at the bottom of the crate has
several strange formulae in chemical notation, accompanied by a single phrase written in Russian Cyrillic: "Preserve Dick Clark at all costs." It
is signed "J. Stalin."




You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and find...

A device like a palmtop computer, but the screen glows red-orange. There are only six keys: Y, N, 1, 0, On/Off, and Restart. When picked up, the screen
lights with DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE? Y/N. If Y is entered, the screen dims, but will light again for the next person to pick it up. If N is entered, the
user's heart stops. He will revive if Restart is pressed within 3 minutes. The on/off key works normally; the others have no visible effect.




You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and find...

A typewritten manuscript dated 1967 and titled "Memoirs of an Old Navy Man." It is the recollections of a 1929 Naval Academy Graduate.
Introduced to carrier operations on the USS Lexington in the early 30's, his career accelerated in Naval Aviation after the surprise Japanese attack on
San Francisco. In the post war years he oversaw rocketry research and ultimately helped get the first men to the moon. On the last page is handwritten:
"If I'd known how much fun I would have writing, I would have taken it up sooner. I might try my hand at a little fiction."




You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and find...

Some shuriken made of a mysterious green mineral. Natives of the planet the mineral came from will find the radiation from the shurikens to be fatiguing
and ultimately deadly.




You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and find...

A dusty cassette tape with only 8 inches of tape. If played in an audio player, the first 4 seconds of 'Moon River' will be heard. If placed in an
Apple II tape drive, it will reveal the entire current contents of the Library of Congress.



And that even includes the Warehouse 23 Dumpster:

Quote:

In a battered box wrapped with pink string and "Biohazard" warning tape, you discover . . .An antipope. If applied to a real pope it
explodes instantly.






A cloud of orange smoke drifts away to reveal . . .The remains of an unspoiled license plate formerly of a Vespa that reads: SMEG. Your NPCS are
stunned at the small midget-mechanic side show that is projected from the license plate.You suffer 1D4 damage from a crazed barber wielding a frozen fish.




How could anyone throw THIS away? It's . . .What appears to be a fish shaped ornament, that when put on a tree, will turn the tree into a group
Englishmen whom will ask "Is it tea time" then be teleported to Florida


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Messages In This Thread
Heaven Has Frozen Over - by robkelk - 11-20-2009, 03:11 AM
[No subject] - by Bluemage - 11-20-2009, 03:38 AM
[No subject] - by Herr Bad Moon - 11-20-2009, 10:43 AM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 11-20-2009, 04:10 PM
[No subject] - by Jeanne Hedge - 11-21-2009, 11:34 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-22-2009, 12:44 AM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 12-11-2009, 04:31 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 12-11-2009, 05:15 AM
[No subject] - by Epsilon - 12-11-2009, 07:06 AM
[No subject] - by Black Aeronaut - 12-11-2009, 12:11 PM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 12-18-2009, 05:33 AM
The basement - by SkyeFire - 12-19-2009, 02:39 PM
[No subject] - by Logan Darklighter - 12-19-2009, 03:41 PM
[No subject] - by Black Aeronaut - 12-20-2009, 07:30 AM
[No subject] - by Logan Darklighter - 12-20-2009, 10:28 AM
[No subject] - by Logan Darklighter - 12-20-2009, 11:30 AM
[No subject] - by Black Aeronaut - 12-20-2009, 01:49 PM
[No subject] - by Niteflier - 12-20-2009, 07:16 PM
[No subject] - by Black Aeronaut - 12-20-2009, 07:22 PM
[No subject] - by Evil Midnight Lurker - 12-20-2009, 09:02 PM
[No subject] - by SkyeFire - 12-20-2009, 09:11 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 12-21-2009, 01:40 AM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 12-21-2009, 06:12 AM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 12-21-2009, 06:17 AM
[No subject] - by SkyeFire - 12-22-2009, 08:20 PM
[No subject] - by Valles - 12-22-2009, 09:10 PM
[No subject] - by Norgarth - 12-22-2009, 09:32 PM
[No subject] - by ECSNorway - 12-23-2009, 01:33 AM
[No subject] - by Bluemage - 12-23-2009, 02:52 AM
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