I Want One, If Only To Boggle Onlookers

[Bob Schroeck]

A cellphone that looks like an old-fashioned black rotary phone.  And acts and sounds like one, too.  Except for the, you know, not-wired-to-a-wall thing.  (Actually, and even better, it's a real rotary phone that's been hacked into a cellphone.)

-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.