It's been said that there's a special someone for everyone. I find it kind of comforting knowing that we've now found the woman for Conrad Bland. (Slightly paraphrased from a letter reprinted in an early ElfQuest -- the writer felt Winnowill was the woman for Darth Vader.)
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.