Well, drat.
My family used to have two books of quotes from his program -- one of them was illustrated by Charles Schulz (yes, the Charles Schulz). My favorite anecdote was of the adorable little girl from a Catholic school who told Art a wildly inaccurate version of "Edom and Ave" getting kicked out of the garden of Eden (the nun who was her primary teacher was listening breathlessly). The child finished by stating that God sent the miscreants "both straight down to Hell. And then he turned them into Protestants!"
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
My family used to have two books of quotes from his program -- one of them was illustrated by Charles Schulz (yes, the Charles Schulz). My favorite anecdote was of the adorable little girl from a Catholic school who told Art a wildly inaccurate version of "Edom and Ave" getting kicked out of the garden of Eden (the nun who was her primary teacher was listening breathlessly). The child finished by stating that God sent the miscreants "both straight down to Hell. And then he turned them into Protestants!"
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.