It's that time of year again...

[Black Aeronaut]

No nudes will be forthcoming -- we're going to be some 70 miles south of there.

Thank GOD!  The only people who went to Sandy Hook were the people you don't want to see naked in the first place...

This is true of any nude beach/sun bathing area.  Take Hippy Hollow down over by Austin, TX for example.  One paper even put out an editorial piece that was a primer for the n00bz in the area.  It warned, first and foremost, that most sun worshipers you see out there are the sort you don't want to see nude - especially after a meal.
BTW: Link is to Wikipedia, so it's safe for work.