Eheheh... Sea (state) Stories? Try going round the Horn.
Though the one that sticks in my head wasnt so much the seas involved as the person. Storeskeeper 2nd "Barnacle" Bob Bossart, who would wander the passageways in our first heavy seas (usually just after passing through the Golden Gate, this is back when NAS Alameda was an actual NAS) slurping on tinned sardines in mustard sauce just to see how many newbies he could make yarf
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children
Though the one that sticks in my head wasnt so much the seas involved as the person. Storeskeeper 2nd "Barnacle" Bob Bossart, who would wander the passageways in our first heavy seas (usually just after passing through the Golden Gate, this is back when NAS Alameda was an actual NAS) slurping on tinned sardines in mustard sauce just to see how many newbies he could make yarf
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children