Edward "Blackbeard" Teach was a master of martial Feng Shui.
That one is true - Blackbeard was known for holding martial Feng Shui sessions with his crew; where they were forced to endure the harmonious environments he created to prove how tough they were. He would take everyone below decks, close the hatches and light sulfurous fires, the crew had to endure as long as they could before fleeing (or dying as some did.) That is hard-core martial Feng Shui!
Gandhi was a cosplay enema fetishist who liked to use the pipe and bag on nuns...
Oh wait, that one is true too....
Damn, this is harder than I thought.
Emperor Elagabalus used to introduce himself as the wife of his favorite chariot driver... Oh wait, he did that.
Um...
Alexander the Great considered his most magnificent accomplishment to be his Guitar Hero high score.
That one is true - Blackbeard was known for holding martial Feng Shui sessions with his crew; where they were forced to endure the harmonious environments he created to prove how tough they were. He would take everyone below decks, close the hatches and light sulfurous fires, the crew had to endure as long as they could before fleeing (or dying as some did.) That is hard-core martial Feng Shui!
Gandhi was a cosplay enema fetishist who liked to use the pipe and bag on nuns...
Oh wait, that one is true too....
Damn, this is harder than I thought.
Emperor Elagabalus used to introduce himself as the wife of his favorite chariot driver... Oh wait, he did that.
Um...
Alexander the Great considered his most magnificent accomplishment to be his Guitar Hero high score.