George W. Bush was actually the most decorated combat veteran of the Vietnam War. However, he had his war record completely expunged and replaced with a fake National Guard history (via family connections) because his humility would not allow him to live with himself should he gain any fame or other public recognition for his actions.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.