My cell phone has just received four phone calls from Australia in the last twenty minutes. If for some reason it's a board reader who's calling me from St Kilda East VIC 3183, I'm sorry, it's after midnight here and I'm trying to freakin' sleep. I can't imagine anything you might be calling about that necessitates four calls spaced five minutes apart, yet is not urgent enough for you to leave a message when I don't answer. Regardless, my phone is shut off now, and you are not going to reach me.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.