So - here's a little mental exercise for you.
You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon. (Can be ranged or melee)
2. one song blasting on the speakers. (Assume any method of playback you wish. Generic MP3 player. Ipod. Boombox you've set down. Maybe you set up in the electronics store and have it blaring on one of the display stereos, whatever.)
3. one famous person to fight alongside you. (Let's open it up to include fictional people. But they don't get any better equipment than you do. No giant robot pilots with their mecha!)
As for me -
Okay - The relatively realistic approach. I'm still me. I am NOT good at
melee. But I have a steady hand and could be good fire support and/or
back-up for someone up who IS.
That said, let's not take any fucking chances! I want to HIT the target, FIRST time, EVERY TIME!
I think the following ought to just about guarantee THAT!
The WEAPON
The SONG:
The Famous Person:
JACKIE CHAN (in his prime, at least. He's a wee bit too old for this kind of stuff now.)
(And the video isn't even the best of the best of his stuff!
But it DOES showcase one of the best examples of using your environment
to your best advantage, which would be important in the "Zombies at the
Mall" scene!)
You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon. (Can be ranged or melee)
2. one song blasting on the speakers. (Assume any method of playback you wish. Generic MP3 player. Ipod. Boombox you've set down. Maybe you set up in the electronics store and have it blaring on one of the display stereos, whatever.)
3. one famous person to fight alongside you. (Let's open it up to include fictional people. But they don't get any better equipment than you do. No giant robot pilots with their mecha!)
As for me -
Okay - The relatively realistic approach. I'm still me. I am NOT good at
melee. But I have a steady hand and could be good fire support and/or
back-up for someone up who IS.
That said, let's not take any fucking chances! I want to HIT the target, FIRST time, EVERY TIME!
I think the following ought to just about guarantee THAT!
The WEAPON
The SONG:
The Famous Person:
JACKIE CHAN (in his prime, at least. He's a wee bit too old for this kind of stuff now.)
(And the video isn't even the best of the best of his stuff!
But it DOES showcase one of the best examples of using your environment
to your best advantage, which would be important in the "Zombies at the
Mall" scene!)