My response to my friend's LJ where I first saw the story.
"The Banzai Institute wishes to apologize for any damage and/or trauma incurred by the people of Jiangsu process. Our testing of pressure-resistant fruit is an ongoing process, and the occasional laboratory mistake can have cascading repercussions. We would like to thank the government and people of the People's Republic of China for helping with this experiment. Our hydraulic press should be back online shortly, and we will return to using that for our watermelon-based experiments."
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com
"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."
"The Banzai Institute wishes to apologize for any damage and/or trauma incurred by the people of Jiangsu process. Our testing of pressure-resistant fruit is an ongoing process, and the occasional laboratory mistake can have cascading repercussions. We would like to thank the government and people of the People's Republic of China for helping with this experiment. Our hydraulic press should be back online shortly, and we will return to using that for our watermelon-based experiments."
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com
"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."