New Fic Recommendations: The Phoned-in Sequel

[katreus]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5875082/1/The_Keening_Blade
Dragon Age. Loghain / Cousland. One-shot. I couldn't stop laughing through the piece.

Some things he could see for himself, of course. It had not taken more than two days in the girl's company to notice that she never missed a chance at loot.

It had shocked him somewhat, that first time, seeing her and the Orlesian leaving the road to examine a pair of swollen corpses. At first he thought those two rather sweet young girls were going over to say a prayer. They fell to their knees on the ground besides the bodies, indeed, but only to rifle the pockets of the dead.

Since then, wherever they went, if there was an abandoned wagon, or a dead body, or a deserted cottage (or even sometimes not so deserted a cottage), he saw that the girl would take anything not absolutely nailed down. And finding nice things always pleased her. She did not hoard them selfishly away, however, for the Orlesian told Loghain that the girl liked to give presents.

*snerk* I guess it would look sort of utterly ridiculous from the outside.