He just brought the wrong axe. At the Hard Rock in Toronto, there is (or was, last time I was there) an enormous Gene Simmons battle-axe -- yes, you could do power chords on it or chop off heads. Archetypal Brutal Legend, or FLCL with edge.
Then again, there was the old "Silverhawks" animated series; the only "good guy" without integral cybernetic weaponry was the pilot, and he used a guitar that fired energy beams (burning musical notes into the walls, natch) when he strummed the right chords.
And let's not foret el Mariachi.
Then again, there was the old "Silverhawks" animated series; the only "good guy" without integral cybernetic weaponry was the pilot, and he used a guitar that fired energy beams (burning musical notes into the walls, natch) when he strummed the right chords.
And let's not foret el Mariachi.