Well, a few options came to mind, actually.
Option 1: The Well-Dressed Fowl
Weave a bacon mat. Wrap Turkey in bacon. Mold bacon to fit crevices. Stuff turkey with MOAR BACON, plus ancillary Goodness. Bake.
Option 2: The Turkey Log
Skin (very carefully!) and debone Turkey. Beat on Turkey until it is thin and pliable. Weave bacon mat; layer Turkey in bacon, alternating turkey/prosciutto/turkey until out of turkey. Add stuffing in the middle. Roll, then use carefully-saved turkey skin to wrap said roll. Bake.
Option 3: Turkeysplosion
Weave a bacon mat. Use it to contain assorted Yum, such as stuffing, sausage, other savory comestibles; pre-cook to ensure anti-Death, then insert into Turkey. Bake.
--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs
Option 1: The Well-Dressed Fowl
Weave a bacon mat. Wrap Turkey in bacon. Mold bacon to fit crevices. Stuff turkey with MOAR BACON, plus ancillary Goodness. Bake.
Option 2: The Turkey Log
Skin (very carefully!) and debone Turkey. Beat on Turkey until it is thin and pliable. Weave bacon mat; layer Turkey in bacon, alternating turkey/prosciutto/turkey until out of turkey. Add stuffing in the middle. Roll, then use carefully-saved turkey skin to wrap said roll. Bake.
Option 3: Turkeysplosion
Weave a bacon mat. Use it to contain assorted Yum, such as stuffing, sausage, other savory comestibles; pre-cook to ensure anti-Death, then insert into Turkey. Bake.
--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs