Quote:He's an uncontrollable Catholic ex-con with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a cold-hearted tempestuous widow who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!I could see somebody actually making this one.
Quote:He's a scrappy native American card sharp with nothing left to lose. She's a strong-willed insomniac detective with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!This one seems familiar for some reason... but I don't know why.
Quote:He's a short-sighted native American vampire hunter possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a ditzy gold-digging politician with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!Somebody call Marvel Comics!
Quote:He's a superhumanly strong guitar-strumming dog-catcher on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a virginal thirtysomething angel who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!Somebody write this. Please.
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012