They Fight Crime

[Jorlem]

A few more:

He's an
impetuous arachnophobic rock star living undercover at Ringling Bros.
Circus. She's a wealthy African-American Valkyrie with only herself to
blame. They fight crime!

An arachnophobe at the circus...

He's a
sword-wielding albino gentleman spy from the 'hood. She's a sarcastic
red-headed research scientist from out of town. They fight crime!

This one could be actually be fairly interesting, maybe.

He's a witless Catholic jungle king on a mission from God. She's a brilliant goth magician's assistant with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!

As could this one.

He's an oversexed Catholic cyborg in a wheelchair. She's a sarcastic impetuous schoolgirl in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime!

That one has... unfortunate implications.

He's a superhumanly strong misogynist ex-con who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a chain-smoking insomniac widow from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!

This one could be quite funny.

He's a Nobel
prize-winning overambitious firefighter haunted by memories of 'Nam.
She's a sharp-shooting psychic college professor prone to fits of
savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!

And that one would go horribly wrong so quickly...
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.