They Fight Crime

[Jorlem]

He's an
obese devious cop on the edge. She's a man-hating nymphomaniac traffic
cop with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!

Of course they fight crime.  They're both cops!

He's a shy
Jewish paranormal investigator moving from town to town, helping folk in
trouble. She's a transdimensional thirtysomething opera singer trying
to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!

The transdimensional thing adds a whole different angle to "a man's world."

He's a
maverick albino cyborg with a passion for fast cars. She's a pregnant
antique-collecting vampire from aristocratic European stock. They fight
crime!

So, World of Darkness, anyone?

He's a
one-legged neurotic cyborg with no name. She's a green-fingered
belly-dancing college professor with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!

Does being a cyborg cancel out the one-legged thing?  Or does he not know either, and that's why he's neurotic?
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.