They Fight Crime

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Let's see if I can get any gems from it:

He's an
all-American skateboarding jungle king haunted by memories of 'Nam.
She's a transdimensional cigar-chomping bounty hunter who can talk to
animals. They fight crime!

So that's what Tony Hawk is up to now.

He's a
globe-trotting chivalrous barbarian for the 21st century. She's a
beautiful junkie former first lady with an evil twin sister. They fight
crime!

He's a
maverick one-eyed assassin who hides his scarred face behind a mask.
She's a cold-hearted Bolivian wrestler from beyond the grave They fight
crime!

Phantom of the Opera meets WWF meets The Crow.

He's a suave
amnesiac grifter who believes he can never love again. She's a
man-hating insomniac single mother who don't take no shit from nobody.
They fight crime

This sounds like a train wreck waiting to happen... and a movie that I almost went and saw.

He's a witless
dishevelled paramedic whom everyone believes is mad. She's a
provocative junkie pearl diver on the trail of a serial killer. They
fight crime!

I can almost see this one.... "Time for your FIX!"