Ladies and Gentlemen... I present Tommy Lee Jones... Japanese School Teacher.
It's part of a series of ads in Japan that feature TLJ as an alien observing life on Earth to promote Suntory's Boss brand canned coffee.
English translation provided by a Youtuber in the comments. Copypasta for your convenience.
It's part of a series of ads in Japan that feature TLJ as an alien observing life on Earth to promote Suntory's Boss brand canned coffee.
English translation provided by a Youtuber in the comments. Copypasta for your convenience.
Quote:Girl: The new teacher is coming!If you'd like to see more, this Youtuber has a good amount of them with English subs. http://www.youtube.com/user/katz515?feature=watch
Narrator: Towards the existences called "children" on this planet...
Jones: Good morning! (slams desk)
Boy on phone: Class is so boring...
Narrator: I have to face them with all of my will and strength.
Jones: Hai! (makes wall appear)
Boy 2: If you would like, please go? out with me...
Jones: Your voice is too small!
Narrator: But...
Parents: As an instructor, actions that should not be allowed...
Takeda: Yes, yes, he understands.
Narrator: ...in the education system of this planet, it's difficult to know how much to moderate myself.
Takeda: But you will become a good teacher.
White text: This ridiculous, beautiful world.
Small white text: Recycle after drinking.
Narrator 2: Boss, the? can coffee. Rainbow Mountain.