I showed this thread to my co-GM, and he typed up two stories from a long running WoD game he is in. Enjoy.
Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber." --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.
Quote: First, the time my WOD group blew up much of downtown LA with a single propane tank.... you see, we had been sent there on a mission to squash a vampire riot which would blow the Masquerade to bits. Our stated cover was that we were supposed to be guarding this warehouse. Well... that wasn't getting anywhere, so we went trolling for our targets to get their attention. Upon finding a group, we decided to dispatch them. The first method that came to mind, throw a small propane tank at them, then light it on fire. This all seems mundane till the mage decides to cast amplify fire on it.... he rolled a LOT of successes. The resulting explosion was a couple times the heat of the sun, significantly larger than normal, and managed to hit a gas main lighting up the entire area. the only reason we survived this was GM discretion and that we were in a special made heavy armored vehicle going the other way as fast as possible.
Quote:Another time was when our group's Vampire decided to use the mind-reading spell on an antediluvian. Needless to say she picked up a rather interesting set of derangements. One of which made her constantly keep checking if her gun was loaded. Another, the more interesting of the two, made her hallucinate. Hilarity ensues. During said fight she had lost her prosthetic leg, and so my character, a werewolf who is also our craft master, decided to more or less raid a hardware store to get the necessary supplies to make her a new one. Upon coming around the corner with the supplies in hand, the GM describes to her "you see a rather shaggy looking man wielding a hammer coming at you with a nasty grin." She replies with "OH MY GOD!! its a homicidal ZZ Top!" and unloads on me. At this point we now must sent 2 characters to the hospital to deal with leg problems.-----
Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber." --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.