There are times I think the Universe is really out to get me

[Bob Schroeck]

At 11 this morning, my boss said, "Bob, you look like crap."

I said, "I feel like crap."

He said, "Go home. Now."

So I got back home at noon, and fell right into bed. I just woke up a few minutes ago and had to go refill my Gatorade, and I figured I'd update you all on the fun. I feel worse now than I did when I got home, and I'll be going right back to bed. I hope Peggy's up to doing her commute home tonight,or can get her mom to pick her up, because I certainly don't want to drive feeling like this.

Thanks for the good wishes, I need them.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.