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Are cats kosher?
 
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From Lawrence Block's Here Comes a Hero (1968), when main character Evan Tanner is hanging out with some Jewish terrorist friends (the Stern Gang), one of them tells him this:
"The flesh of the zebra is virtually unknown outside of Israel. It is said that zebra tastes remarkably like the flesh of the prohibited swine.... The raising of zebras is a native Israeli industry. Yet perhaps because the breeders wish to protect their secrets, one rarely actually sees these fine black-and-white striped animals anywhere in the nation. However on a drive though the countryside one might hear their characteristic cry from within one of their pens.... Oink."
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Are cats kosher? - by ClassicDrogn - 03-16-2012, 12:11 AM
[No subject] - by Jorlem - 03-16-2012, 01:42 AM
... It is a matter of definition - by Rev Dark - 03-16-2012, 03:16 AM
[No subject] - by ClassicDrogn - 03-16-2012, 04:30 AM
[No subject] - by Kurisu - 03-16-2012, 06:44 AM
[No subject] - by Jorlem - 03-16-2012, 07:23 AM
[No subject] - by CattyNebulart - 03-16-2012, 07:54 AM
[No subject] - by Star Ranger4 - 03-16-2012, 08:04 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 03-16-2012, 02:35 PM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 03-16-2012, 02:38 PM
[No subject] - by Rev Dark - 03-16-2012, 02:46 PM
[No subject] - by Black Aeronaut - 03-16-2012, 04:27 PM
[No subject] - by Rev Dark - 03-16-2012, 07:12 PM
[No subject] - by ordnance11 - 03-17-2012, 03:06 PM
Noms - by Rev Dark - 03-17-2012, 05:59 PM
[No subject] - by ClassicDrogn - 03-18-2012, 01:47 AM
[No subject] - by DHBirr - 03-18-2012, 04:07 AM

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