Things you hope to avoid saying to your kids at Easter 01: That is not the easter bunny and those are not raisenettes!
Things you hope to avoid saying to your kids at Easter 02: The toilet is
not a cave, your hamster is not coming back in three days and I am
going to have to call a plumber to get that rock out of the u-bend.
Things you hope to avoid saying to your kids at Easter 03: I don't care
what the renaissance painters thought they knew. The nails go through
the wrists, not the palms.
Things you hope to avoid saying to your kids at Easter 04: Stop shooting for the centre of mass, you have to destroy the brain.
Sigh... I tried to get a shout out for my Peeps - but Kanye West grabbed
the microphone and ponced on about how much better chocolate bunnies
are.
Things you hope to avoid saying to your kids at Easter 02: The toilet is
not a cave, your hamster is not coming back in three days and I am
going to have to call a plumber to get that rock out of the u-bend.
Things you hope to avoid saying to your kids at Easter 03: I don't care
what the renaissance painters thought they knew. The nails go through
the wrists, not the palms.
Things you hope to avoid saying to your kids at Easter 04: Stop shooting for the centre of mass, you have to destroy the brain.
Sigh... I tried to get a shout out for my Peeps - but Kanye West grabbed
the microphone and ponced on about how much better chocolate bunnies
are.