xkcd presents "What If?"

[robkelk]

Oh, thanks, Rob Kelk, now I've got Kirk Douglas in my head singing that silly song from the Disney 20,000 Leagues movie....

Sorry about that... (The phrase is older than that movie; I didn't draw the connection.)

You can change the music, though. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citation_(album)]citation needed

I hadn't even thought to check if it was a real link; I figured it was hysterical enough to put that line about throwing small children and then ask for a supporting citation.

I guess you were websurfing too fast, then. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traffic_ticket]citation needed
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012