Scientists prove data on Sandy was false

[Labster]

That's right, Sandy Island doesn't actually exist.  Some Australian scientists sailed to the place where it was supposed to be, which has appeared on navigational charts of the South Pacific for a couple of centuries, and discovered only kilometer-deep ocean.  You can still see it on Google Earth, though.
I'm just happy that R'lyeh has sunk beneath the waves, until the stars align once again.
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