Uzumaki Harry has updated. Still completely cracked.
Quote:"Thanks!" Harry said, then skipped out of the room, singing, "Professor
Snape is so bad-ass, he's the Batman of the school! With bishi hair and
everything, fashion sense galore! All the women want to tap that ass…"
As
the song faded down the hallway, with Colin singing accompaniment,
everyone turned to look at Snape.
He looked at his notes. "Ah, it
looks like you're due for a surprise today. Forget antidotes, let's see
how good you are at making alcohol…"